It is gentle, powerful and radiant.
Let it light our way.
Let it move us to dance lightly under winter’s heavy grip.
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Like every good patriot, I chose to do something revolutionary for Independence day this year.
This time, I invented something that will change the world forever more.
I give you, the S’mostest.
It solves the decades-old flaws in s’mores design that has kept millions turning away in disgust.
No longer will the world have to endure rock hard hershey’s chocolate juxtaposed against the warm gooyness of the molten marshmallow.
Instead, we reach for the hazelnutty goodness of nutella.
No longer will the world be overwhelmed by sugary sweetness and diabetic shock of sugar on sugar on sugar.
We now get not one, but two or more uses out of a marshmallow.
And we top it with a sprinkle of salty pretzel stick.
Go America!
Sample of over 500 advertisements created for businesses across several states, namely Alaska.
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